Received a photo of an Amazon (yes, I know) delivery.

I was like "WTF, it's just a padded envelope, they could have put it in the mailbox rather than leaving it on the porch".

I open the front door: porch is empty. I ask the missus, I ask the kids: nobody picked it up.

It is my first time dealing with a porch pirate.

A porch pirate called wind.

The envelope had been blown, and it had landed in the middle of a rose bush.

I knew it was a stupid idea to drop an envelope onto the porch.

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